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Looking for a local sex hookup? Here’s how to get laid

Is your hand just not doing it for you anymore? Are you tired of jerking it to porn? Do you need something a little more visceral than your Fleshlight? It sounds like you need to get laid, my guy.
If you have a deeply felt craving for sex, you’re not going to want to put in the time and effort to travel for someone even if they’re DTF. You want someone here and now, not someone who lives an hour away and wants you to come over to her place. So, you need to find someone close to you who also so happens to be down to bang.
Here are a couple strategies you should try to get laid tonight!
1. Location based apps
If you aren’t on and Bumble and Happn and Coffee Meets Bagel, then you’re really fucking yourself over dude! Location based dating apps are the easiest way to limit your sex search to women who are already in your area.
Get on ALL THE SITES. Create simples yet enticing profiles on all these sites and see how many people you can match with. From there you’re going to definitely need to send the first message! Be forward, but don’t start off with “hey wanna fuck”. Even if they’re down, a first message like that is really off putting so I wouldn’t recommend saying anything like that unless you’re on a dedicated sex app like justbang.
The problem with bigger sites is that while they’re location based they’ll often give you the option to match with girls far away. And sure, that girl 50 miles away sure is cute but it’s basically impossible for you to be able to hook up with her in the next 30 minutes. So, a dating site might not be optimal for you…
2. Going out to bars
One way to make sure a potential-hook-up-prospect is within a reasonable distance to you is by going out to bars! It doesn’t have to be a bar, you could cruise to a coffee shop or a local event (think art show or live music) and start talking to women there!
By the two of you being in a shared space you already have the chance to make a stronger more impressionable move! Yes, being forward online is nice, but if you’re making moves in person you’re more likely to make a bigger impact on her! So ask to buy her a drink and chat her up!
3. Be honest and forward
With both of these moves, you need to make sure you’re honest and forward. You don’t want to get stuck talking to a girl all night (in person or online) thinking she’s giving you good vibes only for her to not be DTF. These girls you should keep in touch with! Because maybe they’re not down to hook up tonight, but they could be down in the future.
However, while you’re on your sexcapade you must stay focused. Keep your eye on the prize. Be flirty and forward, but not creepy. Be honest about what you want but don’t take rejection badly. Just stay positive and you’ll attract a hottie in no time!

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